Ο ΣΑΤΑΝΑΣ Η ΚΟΛΑΣΗ ΚΑΙ Ο τυπακος

Πεθαίνει  ενας τυπάκος και πάει καρφί στην κόλαση.
Εκεί που καθόταν του λέει ο Σατανάς . Ρε σύ πολύ σκυθρωπός φαίνεσαι . Ο τυπάκος απαντά εμβρόντητος. Ε οσο νάνε κόλαση είναι  τι με περιμένει αναθεωρώ τα λάθη μου που με έφεραν εδώ.


Σατανάς.... Ισως να μην είναι και τόσο άσχημα οσο νομίζεις. Να σου πώ...Καπνίζεις...
Τύπος....Ε κανα πακετάκι τη μέρα το κάπνιζα...
Σατανάς... Τις Δευτέρες εχουμε ημέρα καπνίσματος με τα καλύτερα τσιγάρα απο ολο τον κόσμο... Για καρκίνο μη φοβάσαι ,ηδη είναι νεκρός ...Εισαι...
Ο τύπος ανασκουμπώνεται λίγο ανακουφισμένα.
Σατανάς...Πίνεις...
Τύπος...Ε ολο και κανα ουισκάκι χτύπαγα κάτω...
Σατανάς...Τις τρίτες ειναι μέρα ποτού με τα καλύτερα και ποιό ακριβά ποτά του κόσμου...Για συκότια μη φοβάσαι νεκρός είσαι...
Ο τύπος παίρνει λίγο το πάνω του πλέον...


Σατανάς...Τζογάρεις ?
Τύπος...Για νάμαι ειλικρινής μετανιώνω που άφησα την οικογενειά μου στο δρόμο εξαιτίας του πάθους μου για καζίνο . Αλλά νε τζογάριζα...
Σατανάς...Τετάρτες στρώνουμε χαρτάκι και οσοι θέλουν και μπαρμπουτάκι...Και να χρεοκοπήσεις στα  @@@@@@ σου...
Ο τύπος τώρα μέσα του λέει... Ρε δεν είναι κι άσχημα καλά που ήρθα εδώ...


Σατανάς ...Κανα τσγαριλίκι έκανες...Πές αλήθεια....
Τύπος...Ναι έπινα κανα ζωνιάν  10  που και πού...
Σατανάς,..Πέμτες ειναι ημέρα ναρκωτικών οι καλύτερες κόκες απο Κολομβία τα πάντα ...Και να εθιστείς τι σε νιάζει νεκρός είσαι...
Ο τύπος πλέον ειναι με χαμόγελο πλατύ και στα ορια της ευτυχίας...
Σατανάς...Να σου πώ...Μεταξύ μας...Σου αρέσει η ομοφυλοφιλία?
Τύπος...Α Σατανά μου ολες τις αμαρτίες εχω κάνει -αλλά αυτό ποτέ...
Σατανάς...Χμμμ...Τότε οι Παρασκευές θάναι  ΖΟΡΙΚΕΣ ....


Πηγη internet...

A BEAUTIFUL STORY !!!!!!!

One fine day an old couple around the age of 70 walks into a lawyer's office.  Apparently they are there to file for divorce ...
The lawyer was very puzzled after having a chat with them he got their story...


This couple had been fight throughout their 40 plus years of marriage... Nothing ever seems to go right ....
They hang on because of their children afraid that it might effect their up-bringing....


Now all their children have already grown up have their own family there's nothing else the old couple have to worry about....
All they wanted is to lead their own life free from all these years of unhappiness from their marriage so both agreed on a divorce....


The lawyer was having a hard time trying to get the papers done because he felt that after 40 years of marriage at the age of 70 he couldn't understand why the old couple would still want a divorce....


Will they were signing the papers the wife told the husband....
I really love you but I really can't carry on anymore . I'm sorry......
It's o.k.I understand .. Said the husband...
Looking at this the lawyer suggested a dinner together with just the tree of them....


The wife thought why not ? Since they are still gone to be friends...
At the dining table there was an awkward silence.. The first dish was roasted chicken...
Immediately the old man took the drumstick for the old lady. Take this it's your favorite...


Looking at this the lawyer thought there might still be a chance for the relationship but the wife was frowning when she answered...
This is always the problem... You always think so highly of your self and never thought about how I feel....
Don't you know that I hate drumsticks


Little did she know that over the years the husband has been trying all ways to please her...
Little did she know that drumsticks were the husband's favorite...
Little did he know that she never thought he understand her at all.....
Little did he know that she hates drumsticks even thought all he wants is the best for her....


That night both of them couldn't sleep... Through the night they toss and turn repeatedly...
After hours the old man couldn't take it any more he knows that he still loves her and he can't carry on life with out her....
He wants her back .. He wants to tell her he is sorry... He wanted to tell her ..I love you....


He picks up the phone started dialing her number... The ringing never stops... He never stopped dialing...
On the other side she was sad... She couldn't understand how come after all these years he still doesn't understand her at all....
She loves him a lot but she just can't take it anymore....The phone rang but she refuses to answer knowing that it's him....


What's the point of talking now that it's over... I have asked for it and now I wanna keep it this way... If not I will lose face... She thought.....
With the phone still ringing she decided to pull out the phone cord... Little did she remember he had heart problems.....


The next day she received news that he had passed away...
She rushed down to his apartment and saw his body lying on the couch still holding on to the phone...
He had a heart attack when he was trying to get through to her phone line....


As sad as she was she has to clear his belongings....
When she was looking through the drawers she saw this insurance policy dated from the day they got married with the beneficiary bing her....
And together in the files there was this note...To my dearest wife .....


By the time you're reading this I'm sure I'm no longer around.... I bought this policy for you ... Though the amount is only $100 k....
I hope it will be able to help me continue my promise that I have made when we got married...
I might not be around any more but I want this amount of money to continue taking care of you just like the way I will if I could have lived longer....
I want you to know I will always be around by your side...


........ I  LOVE  YOU  !!!!!!!




...When you love someone let them know.... You never know what will happen the next minute....Learn to build a life together ..Learn to love each other ... For who they are....Not What they are....
Share... Someone needs to hear this story .... Thank you.....
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